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Optimize public policy to stop making you poorer and deader and start making you healtier and wealthier!
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Vote on the 1% Treaty
One slider. One yes-or-no question. Then Humanity Management Training helps you give two humans their treaty voting tasks.
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You give these people $37 trillion a year. Their job is to promote the general welfare which means increasing median health and wealth. Your job is to remind them that this is their job. Please do your job by clicking the remind button.
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Sign the 1% Treaty
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Ratify the 1% Treaty
Time Required: 1.6 Hours Combined
diseases have 0 FDA-approved treatments. At current clinical trial capacity, it could take years to cure them all.
Humanity currently spends enough on its capacity for mass murder to achieve apocalypses. This treaty asks it to settle for 121.2 apocalypses in exchange for × more clinical trial capacity to cure disease.
This could compress that years into , avoiding deaths, hours of suffering, and wasted by delayed disease eradication.
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How to Win
Two numbers. That's the whole game.
Please Select an Earth
Projected 2040 values for the only two numbers that matter: how long you live in good health, and how much money you keep. Three scenarios — doing nothing, the 1% Treaty, or governance that actually optimises for humans. See the full projections ↗
Current (2025)
1% Treaty (2040)
Optimal Governance (2040)
❤️ Healthy Life Years
+21.7 yrs
+26.8 yrs
💰 Median Income
4x
27x
❤️ Healthy Life Years
Now
Treaty 2040
+21.7 yrs
Optimal 2040
+26.8 yrs
💰 Median Income
Now
Treaty 2040
4x
Optimal 2040
27x
PROGRESS TOWARD A MAJORITY OF HUMANS ON EARTH
The chain reaction target is a majority of humans on Earth.
0.1% of global population51.6% target
4,120,142,495 more people needed
What Happens If Nobody Plays
Countdown to Collapse
The parasitic economy — military, cybercrime, fraud, and regulatory overhead — is currently 17.9% of global GDP and growing exponentially. Every civilisation that crossed 35–45% collapsed. At current rates, productive and parasitic lines cross in 2040. This isn't a prediction. It's compound interest.
100%75%50%25%0%
2015202020252030203520402045
Productive EconomyParasitic Economy% of GDP
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Humans terminated
🔥$0
Burned by misaligned governments
💣$0
Spent on destruction instead of cures
You are currently losing. You chose it by not choosing.
Play NowEvery Policy Graded A Through F
I ran causal inference on decades of data across dozens of countries. Most of your policies fail.
When You Ask People What They Want
Cures beat bombs. Nobody has ever asked. Until now.
Of total funding available for both, drag slider to indicate how much should go to one vs the other.
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50%
Pragmatic Clinical Trials
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50%
Bombing Iran
☝️
Testing drugs in real patients, in real hospitals, producing answers in months instead of decades. T…
Operation Midnight Hammer hit three nuclear sites in June 2025. Then Operation Epic Fury launched a …
What People Actually Want
VETERANS HEALTHCARE 12%
MILITARY OPERATIONS 10%
PRAGMATIC CLINICAL TRIALS 8%
EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION 8%
POLICING VIOLENT CRIME 8%
NASA SCIENCE RESEARCH 8%
ADDICTION TREATMENT 6%
HUMANITARIAN FOREIGN AID 6%
CLEAN ENERGY RD 6%
UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME 5%
What Governments Spend
MILITARY OPERATIONS 54.9%
CORPORATE WELFARE 9.7%
VETERANS HEALTHCARE 8.2%
DRUG WAR 5.1%
NUCLEAR WEAPONS MODERNIZATION 4.2%
VIOLENT CRIME INCARCERATION 3.7%
BOMBING IRAN 2.5%
HUMANITARIAN FOREIGN AID 2%
NASA SCIENCE RESEARCH 1.7%
FARM SUBSIDIES AGRIBUSINESS 1.5%
See the gap? That gap costs 150,000 lives a day.
Make Your Allocation →🪦The Invisible Graveyard🪦
people permanently stop every day. Not because cures don't exist. Because the money for finding them was busy being missiles.
🦠0%
Diseases Untreated
Not because cures are impossible. Because nobody ran the trial.
🔒0 years
Post-Safety Delay
Proven safe. Locked in a cabinet. While you die.
⚰️0M deaths
Historical Efficacy Lag
Died waiting for treatments that were already ready.
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Trial Capacity Used
1.08 billion willing. 1.9 million slots. On my planet this would be a crime.
Outcome Labels
- Comprehensive health impact data
- Both positive and negative effects
- Evidence-based decision making
Atorvastatin 20mg dailyLipid-lowering agent
Primary Outcomes
LDL Cholesterol(baseline: 160 mg/dL)
-43% (-69 mg/dL)
Total Cholesterol(baseline: 240 mg/dL)
-32% (-77 mg/dL)
Cardiovascular Event Risk(10-year risk)
-36% (-4.2%)
Secondary Benefits
HDL Cholesterol
+5% (+2.3 mg/dL)
Triglycerides
-22% (-35 mg/dL)
Side Effects
Muscle Pain/Weakness(vs. placebo)
+8.2% (NNH: 12)
Liver Enzyme Elevation
+1.2% (NNH: 83)
Headache
+3.8% (NNH: 26)
Based on 42 clinical trials with 48,500 participants
NNH = Number Needed to Harm (patients treated for one additional adverse event)
TREATMENT RANKINGS
Interventions by Condition
Ranked by effectiveness based on clinical trials and real-world evidence
Atorvastatin 20mg
85%
Effectiveness
Based on 42 trials with 48,500 participants
Muscle Pain: 8.2%
Headache: 3.8%
Rosuvastatin 10mg
82%
Effectiveness
Based on 38 trials with 41,200 participants
Muscle Pain: 7.1%
Nausea: 2.4%
Please Select an Earth
You're on Path A. You chose it by not choosing.
| Scenario | Income / Person / Year | Median HALE |
|---|---|---|
Status Quo Somalia, But Everywhere | $14K baseline | 63.3 yrs |
1% Treaty Minimum Acceptable Governance | 5.3× current $77K | 85 yrs |
Optimal Governance End the $101T/yr Dysfunction Tax | 35.0× current $504K | 90.1 yrs |
The Decision Matrix
Every cell is better if you deposit. That's called a dominant strategy.
| Your Move | Targets Missed Somalia, but everywhere by 2040 | Targets Hit 4.2x richer · +21.7 healthy years |
|---|---|---|
| You Deposit | ~x return annual, diversified across VC sector |
Worst Players: Governments
Every government ranked by body count. The data they hope you never see.
Ranked by military-to-clinical-trials spending ratio, then total military spend, then least clinical trial funding.
#1🇵🇰PakistanMil/Trials51,500:1
#1🇵🇰Pakistan
Mil/Trials
51,500:1
- Mil/Trials
- 51,500:1
- Killed
- 1,503,000
- Military
- $10B
- HALE
- 57.4
- Life Exp
- 66.5
- Median Income
- $1.3K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $239.39
- Health/cap
- $161
- Mil/Research
- 3,433:1
#2🇸🇦Saudi ArabiaMil/Trials5,831:1
#2🇸🇦Saudi Arabia
Mil/Trials
5,831:1
- Mil/Trials
- 5,831:1
- Killed
- 377,000
- Military
- $76B
- HALE
- 66.3
- Life Exp
- 77.6
- Median Income
- $13.8K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $4.0K
- Health/cap
- $2.5K
- Mil/Research
- 379:1
#3🇷🇺RussiaMil/Trials2,019:1
#3🇷🇺Russia
Mil/Trials
2,019:1
- Mil/Trials
- 2,019:1
- Killed
- 61,911,000
- Military
- $109B
- HALE
- 64.2
- Life Exp
- 73.4
- Median Income
- $10.1K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $2.2K
- Health/cap
- $1.8K
- Mil/Research
- 136:1
#4🇮🇱IsraelMil/Trials1,375:1
#4🇮🇱Israel
Mil/Trials
1,375:1
- Mil/Trials
- 1,375:1
- Killed
- 200,000
- Military
- $28B
- HALE
- 73.0
- Life Exp
- 83.5
- Median Income
- $11.1K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $2.9K
- Health/cap
- $3.3K
- Mil/Research
- 91.7:1
#5🇺🇸United StatesMil/Trials1,094:1
#5🇺🇸United States
Mil/Trials
1,094:1
- Mil/Trials
- 1,094:1
- Killed
- 4,500,000
- Military
- $886B
- HALE
- 66.1
- Life Exp
- 77.5
- Median Income
- $33.9K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $2.7K
- Health/cap
- $12.6K
- Mil/Research
- 18.8:1
#6🇮🇷IranMil/Trials1,030:1
#6🇮🇷Iran
Mil/Trials
1,030:1
- Mil/Trials
- 1,030:1
- Killed
- 500,000
- Military
- $10B
- HALE
- 65.4
- Life Exp
- 74.5
- Median Income
- $3.2K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $422.325
- Health/cap
- $1.6K
- Mil/Research
- 68.7:1
#7🇫🇷FranceMil/Trials596:1
#7🇫🇷France
Mil/Trials
596:1
- Mil/Trials
- 596:1
- Killed
- 1,500,000
- Military
- $56B
- HALE
- 72.1
- Life Exp
- 82.3
- Median Income
- $20.5K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $1.2K
- Health/cap
- $5.5K
- Mil/Research
- 40.0:1
#8🇮🇳IndiaMil/Trials418:1
#8🇮🇳India
Mil/Trials
418:1
- Mil/Trials
- 418:1
- Killed
- 100,000
- Military
- $84B
- HALE
- 60.3
- Life Exp
- 72.0
- Median Income
- $1.7K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $220.392
- Health/cap
- $345
- Mil/Research
- 27.9:1
#9🇬🇧United KingdomMil/Trials414:1
#9🇬🇧United Kingdom
Mil/Trials
414:1
- Mil/Trials
- 414:1
- Killed
- 500,000
- Military
- $75B
- HALE
- 70.1
- Life Exp
- 81.8
- Median Income
- $17.2K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $1.3K
- Health/cap
- $5.1K
- Mil/Research
- 27.8:1
#10🇪🇹EthiopiaMil/Trials333:1
#10🇪🇹Ethiopia
Mil/Trials
333:1
- Mil/Trials
- 333:1
- Killed
- 873,000
- Military
- $1B
- HALE
- 56.0
- Life Exp
- 66.6
- Median Income
- $1.1K
- Mil/cap PPP
- $24.608
- Health/cap
- $37
- Mil/Research
- 21.3:1
Worst Players: Politicians
How your representatives actually vote vs what humans actually wanted.
Ranked by military-to-clinical-trials spending ratio, then total military spend, then least clinical trial funding.
| Name? | Score? |
|---|---|
 James E. RischMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 James LankfordMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 John KennedyMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Steve DainesMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Mike CrapoMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Ann WagnerMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Darin LaHoodMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Tony GonzalesMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Pete SessionsMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
 Randy FeenstraMIL $2.7T RX $0 | -$2.7T |
Optimized Governance
Every agency redesigned around one question: what does the data say actually works?
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Wishocracy
Pick between two things. Do it ten times. Congratulations, you've just outperformed Congress.
Start Voting →🗳️
Referendums
Vote on things that matter. Prove you're human. Skip the middleman who was going to ignore you anyway.
Vote Now →💸
Automated Treasury
0.5% transaction tax, UBI, and Wishocratic allocation — in one currency. Your seventy-four-thousand-page tax code is not invited.
Explore Treasury →🏦
Algorithmic Reserve
Twelve people in a room deciding how much your money is worth. On my planet, we call that a hostage situation.
Learn More →The Armory
Your toolkit for fixing the mess described above. Browse. Equip. Try not to break anything important.
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Prize
Rewards for measured outreach that gets more people to answer the Global Survey to End War and Disease.
See the Prize →📊
Humanity's Scoreboard
The governments and politicians spending the most on weapons instead of medicine, plus the humans collecting signatures to stop them.
View Scoreboard →🏛️
Alignment
Find out which politicians accidentally agree with you. Spoiler: fewer than you'd hope.
Check Alignment →📡
Transmit
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