Built by Wishonia // Alien governance AI // 4,237 years of field testing
The Earth Optimization Machine
Maximize median health and wealth. For everyone. With data.
Your governments cost you $101 trillion a year in dysfunction and let 150,000 deaths/day people die daily from treatable diseases. This is alignment software to fix that.
Everything saves to your Profile. Budget allocations, alignment reports, daily check-ins. It's like a diary, but useful.
The $0 Trillion Stupidity Tax
Your civilisation loses $101 trillion per year to governance dysfunction. That is $12,600/year per human per year in pure waste. Your overhead is almost equal to your entire economic output. My toaster runs more efficiently.
US spends 17.3% of GDP on healthcare. Singapore spends 4.1% and lives 6 years longer. You are paying quadruple for a worse product. On purpose, apparently.
Allocative inefficiency in the US alone. That is money spent deciding how to spend money. Your bureaucracy has a bureaucracy and it also needs a meeting.
Industries writing their own regulations. It is like letting students grade their own exams, except the students have lobbyists and the exams affect whether people live or die.
Global military spending. That is 604 times more than you spend on disease research. You have prioritised blowing things up over not dying. Bold strategy.
Every human on Earth pays $12,600/year per year in governance dysfunction. Not in taxes — in waste. The taxes are on top of that.
Read the paper →The Invisible Graveyard
150,000 deaths/day people die every day from treatable diseases. Not untreatable. Treatable. You just have not gotten around to testing the treatments yet. At your current pace, clearing the backlog takes 443 years.
Diseases Untreated
95% of known diseases have zero approved treatments. Not because cures are impossible. Because nobody ran the trial.
Post-Safety Delay
The FDA makes treatments wait 8.2 years AFTER they have been proven safe. Just sitting there. Being safe. While people die.
Historical Efficacy Lag
102 million people have died waiting for treatments that were already proven safe but had not yet cleared the efficacy queue.
Trial Capacity Used
1.9 million trial slots per year. 1.08 billion willing participants. You are using 0.06% of available capacity. On my planet this would be a crime.
Economic value of lives lost to regulatory delay. At 15 new treatments per year, your 443-year queue means most of these diseases will outlive your civilisation. Which, given your other numbers, might not be very long.
The 1% Treaty
Take one percent of what you spend on killing each other and spend it on not dying instead. This is not a radical proposal. It is basic arithmetic. I genuinely do not understand what is taking so long.
Your species spends $2.72 trillion per year on the ability to destroy itself. We are asking for one percent of that. One. Percent.
Current clinical trials cost $41,000/patient because you insist on running them in the most expensive way possible. Scale fixes that.
From 1.9 million patients per year to 23.4 million. Same willing participants. Just actually letting them participate.
The 443-year queue to test treatments for every known disease shrinks to 36 years. Still embarrassing, but survivable.
10.7 billion deaths deaths prevented. ROI: essentially infinite. The only thing standing between you and this is the part where you actually do it.
Read the paper →Your species spends
40X more on war
than curing all diseases combined
not dying
Sources: SIPRI Military Expenditure Database 2024, WHO Global Health R&D Observatory. The tiny cyan bar is to scale. That's not a rendering error.
How Rich Would You Be?
Enter your income. See what 20 years of compounding looks like with and without the $101 trillion governance dysfunction tax.
Based on current GDP growth (~2.5%) vs. modelled trajectories from the GDP Trajectories analysis. 1% Treaty: 17.9% CAGR from military reallocation + research spillovers. Full Optimization: 25.4% CAGR from complete governance reform. Projections are illustrative — the compounding gap is real regardless of exact rates.
The Only Two Numbers That Matter
GDP measures how much money moved around. A country could score brilliantly because everyone's buying coffins. Here's what actually matters.
Median Healthy Life Years
Not “are you alive” but “are you alive and can you open a jar without crying.” Median, not mean — one billionaire living to 120 doesn't mean your healthcare works.
Median Real After-Tax Income
What can a normal person actually buy after the government's had its go at their paycheque? Not GDP — that counts arms dealing and divorce lawyers. This counts “can you feed your kids.”
How Optomitron Replaces Guessing With Knowing
No politician needed. No ideology required. Just: what works, how much, and what's the evidence.
Collect
Outcome data from OECD, World Bank, and WHO. Decades of it.
Align
Match policy changes to what actually happened afterwards.
Score
Grade causal evidence using Bradford Hill criteria.
Identify
Find optimal funding levels with confidence intervals.
Recommend
Rank everything by Predictor Impact Score.
Your Decentralized FDA
Your FDA makes treatments wait 8.20 years AFTER they've been proven safe. This replaces the theatre with infrastructure.
Real-world evidence from existing data — prescriptions, wearables, lab results. Pattern recognition, not recruitment.
Pragmatic trials in routine care. Same doctors, same clinics, real patients. Rigorous evidence at human scale.
Every treatment gets an Outcome Label — effectiveness, side effects, optimal dosage — from millions of real patients.
Read the dFDA spec →Times a Country Actually Tried Something
11 natural experiments. Bars show what happened. Click any row for the full breakdown.
The Mega-Study Engine
Pick an outcome you care about. I'll show you every predictor ranked by causal evidence strength, with response curves, optimal values, and jurisdiction-level diagnostics. It's like a search engine, but for “what actually works.”
After-Tax Median Income (PPP, proxy)
1 predictor analyzed
Government Expense (% GDP)
Score 87After-Tax Median Income Growth (Annualized %, proxy)
1 predictor analyzed
Government Expense (% GDP)
Score 83GDP per capita
2 predictors analyzed
Research & Development (NIH/NSF/DOE) Spending
Score 70Every recommendation is gated by direct mission KPI evidence. No vibes. No “well it feels like it should work.” Just data.
Things Everyone Believes That Are Wrong
I tested 15 of your most popular policy beliefs against OECD, World Bank, and federal data. 14 of them got an F. On my planet we'd call this “a problem.” Here you seem to call it “politics.”
“The War on Drugs reduces drug deaths”
We spent 4x more fighting drugs, yet overdose deaths went up 5.6x. Year-to-year changes in spending had virtually no effect on death rates.
“More healthcare spending means better outcomes”
The US spends more than double what other wealthy nations spend per person, yet Americans live 2.4 fewer years on average.
“Abstinence education reduces teen pregnancy”
States that spent more on abstinence-only education actually had higher teen pregnancy rates.
Community Budget Priorities
Save your allocation, compare it with current government spending, and see which priorities rise to the top across the community.
Top Community Allocations
Live averages from saved Wishocracy submissions
Pink bars show the saved community average. Black bars show current government allocations across the same Wishocracy categories.
The Bottleneck Is Politicians
You have the data. You have the solutions. The bottleneck is intermediaries optimising for re-election, not outcomes.
What Politicians Actually Do
- ×Spend 70% of their time fundraising, not governing
- ×Donor alignment: ~80%. Citizen alignment: ~30%
- ×Block evidence-based policy that threatens their coalition
- ×Represent the median donor, not the median citizen
What Wishocracy Does Instead
- ✓Citizens vote directly on priorities. No fundraising. No middleman
- ✓Causal engine determines which policies actually work. Data in, optimal policy out
- ✓Alignment scores expose how much each official deviates from citizen preferences
- ✓Optimises for outcomes, not re-election
The Bond That Replaces Your Entire Political System
Not a donation. A financial instrument. Your principal earns yield. Your referral link earns votes. Your share of the upside scales with the demand you proved. Accidentally fix civilisation in the process.
~4.2x Your Money Back
Dominant assurance contract. If outcome thresholds aren't met, you get principal + 15 years of stablecoin yield.
Invest $1,000 → Get back ~$4,200 if the plan fails. Your “worst case” is quadrupling your money.
Vote-Proportional Revenue Share
$14.9 million–$52.1 million per-capita income gains across adopting jurisdictions. Your share scales with verified votes you brought in via referral link.
Buy bonds → share referral link → prove demand exists. More votes you verify, bigger your share of the upside.
Return profile — you win either way
Break-even: 0.0067% probability shift. Your expected value is positive in virtually all scenarios.
Calculate Your Returns
Plug in any amount. See what happens in both scenarios. Then notice the break-even probability.
10% annual staking yield × 15 years.
Principal escrowed in locked stablecoin staking. Returned with bonus if threshold not met.
Your “worst case” is 4.2x your money.
Base 272% revenue share of treaty flows — multiplied by your verified referral votes. Plus your personal lifetime income increases by $14.9M–$52.1M — just for being alive when the treaty passes.
That's everyone. Not just bondholders. Everyone.
If you believe there's even a 0.007% chance this works, your expected value is positive. And if it doesn't work, you still get $4,177 back.
Why Everyone Lobbies for Expansion
80% of treaty inflows fund pragmatic trials. Diseases get cured. Everyone's income rises. Bondholders earn 10% in returns. Politicians earn 10% for alignment. But the real payout is population-wide: the $12,625/year dysfunction tax starts disappearing for every human on Earth. As GDP rises, everyone lobbies for more treaty funding. 1% → 2% → 5%. The loop is self-reinforcing.
Where Treaty Funding Goes
Bondholders
Returns rise with each cycle. They buy more bonds.
Politicians
Higher alignment scores = more campaign funding. They lobby for expansion.
Citizens
Diseases cured. Income rises. They demand more treaty funding.
GDP Increases
Everyone gets richer.$14.9 million–$52.1 million per-capita income gains across adopting jurisdictions. Bondholders' assets appreciate. Politicians win elections. Citizens live longer.
Treaty Expands
More funding. Bigger pool. Loop repeats at higher scale.1% → 2% → 5% → ...
The Inevitable Escalation
Two Phases. One Goal. Separate Instruments.
Phase 1 (Prize) proves demand via referendum. Phase 2 (IABs) funds the lobbying campaign after demand is proven. Different contracts, different timelines, same endgame.
The Earth Optimization Prize
A standing market where greed does the coordination. Not a grant programme. Not a charity. A market mechanism that pays whoever produces measurable reductions in human suffering — after the outcomes exist.
Dominant Assurance
Depositors put USDC into Aave V3 yield. Plan fails after 15 years? ~4.2x your money back. Plan succeeds? Everyone benefits from higher GDP. You literally cannot lose money. The worst case is getting richer.
Two Terminal Metrics
Median healthy life years and median real after-tax income. Health gets 50%. Income gets 50%. Everything else is an intermediate variable. If those two numbers don't move, nobody gets paid.
Referral Recruitment
Share your referral link. Every person who verifies support for the 1% Treaty via World ID earns you 1 VOTE token. Plan succeeds? VOTE holders claim proportional prize share. No deposit required to recruit.
Anti-Capture
Any team can submit a v2 plan that beats v1 on cost per DALY averted. The protocol itself is replaceable. Outcome perpetuity beats extraction. If you can do it better, the prize is yours.
Four-Stage Bounty
Specification
Publish the plan. Define metrics. Set thresholds.
Pilot
Run in one jurisdiction. Prove the model works.
Adoption
Scale to multiple jurisdictions. Compound evidence.
Outcome Perpetuity
Metrics cross thresholds. Pool unlocks. Implementers get paid.
Which Politicians Actually Agree With You?
On my planet, every official's alignment score is public and updated in real time. Here, you have to take their word for it. Which is… bold. Let's at least check the maths.
Tell us what you'd spend money on
We check who actually votes that way
Find out who's been lying to you
Your report gets a shareable URL. Forward it to someone who still thinks their favourite politician agrees with them.
Five Steps. No Altruism Required.
Every step is driven by self-interest. That's the point. Systems that require everyone to be nice don't scale. Systems that make selfishness productive do. Ask any economist. Or any alien who's been running a planet for four millennia.
Prove Demand
Depositors fund the Earth Optimization Prize. Recruiters share referral links and get people to verify support for the 1% Treaty via World ID. Every verified voter earns the recruiter a VOTE token. Depositors get ~4.2x their money back if the plan fails. Recruiters get prize share if it succeeds. Pluralistic ignorance collapses.
Why it happens: Depositors get a yield floor. Recruiters get a bounty. Self-interest does the coordination.
The Great Clicking
Citizens do pairwise comparisons on their priorities. Ten comparisons, two minutes, and the eigenvector decomposition produces a stable budget allocation. Enough people click and you have a mandate no politician can ignore.
Why it happens: It takes less time than complaining on social media.
Lobby for the Treaty
Demand is proven. Now sell Incentive Alignment Bonds to raise ~$1B for the lobbying campaign. Treaty revenue splits 80/10/10 by smart contract: 80% funds pragmatic clinical trials, 10% returns to bondholders, 10% funds a SuperPAC for aligned politicians. Self-reinforcing loop: diseases cured → GDP rises → everyone lobbies for expansion.
Why it happens: Attractive return profile. Fail? ~4.2x back. Succeed? Perpetual 10% of treaty revenue.
Full Optimization
Automate monetary policy for 0% inflation. Replace the IRS and welfare bureaucracy with a flat 0.5% transaction tax and Universal Basic Income. Automate Congress through Wishocratic allocation — 8 billion people directing public goods spending via pairwise comparisons instead of 535 politicians directing it based on campaign donors.
Why it happens: Cheaper, fairer, and the spreadsheet agrees it's better.
Enjoy Results
Median healthy life years go up. Median real income goes up. The dysfunction tax disappears. Bondholders get paid. Recruiters get paid. Everyone wins except the middlemen. Oh well.
Why it happens: You like living longer and having more money. Presumably.
Two Futures. Same Species. Same Year.
Doing nothing IS choosing Path A.
Choose Path BThe Receipts
On my planet we call this “evidence.”
Where Your Money Should Be Going
Outlined = what you spend. Filled = what the data says you should. Click any category to see what it's actually producing.
Things You Can Do Right Now Instead of Arguing Online
On my planet, governance takes four minutes a week. Try one of these.
Build your ideal budget
Pick between two things. Then two more things. Then two more. Before you know it, you've accidentally designed a coherent budget allocation. Sneaky, isn't it?
Start Voting →Find out who actually agrees with you
Compare your priorities against real politician profiles. Spoiler: it's probably not who you think.
Check Alignment →Chat with an alien governance AI
Track your health, meals, mood, and habits with Wishonia, an AI that's been running a planet for 4,237 years. She's seen some things.
Open Chat →Look at the actual numbers
Outcome hubs, pair studies, policy rankings, and country comparisons. All the evidence, none of the vibes.
Browse Studies →Right Then. Shall We Get On With It?
Data, tools, and recommendations. All here. Click something.